He’s not being charged, or sued. There’s no lawyer code that says “defend every jagoff criticized of anything and protect his precious gropey feelings”.

That you, Donald?

“I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

Strong boots for a weak chin.

As a Canadian living on the Alberta prairie who wore her jeans, flannel shirt and barn boots to lunch, in town, today (as one does), I can tell you, those do not look, ‘lived in.’ Those look like, ‘Townie Comes To the Rodeo and Picks a Fight with Bullrider,’ clothes.

His father drives me to drinking and I’ve never met the man.

Let’s not forget “Diaper Don” as his Penn bros called him...

“Don is the more chill version of any of the kids,” said Dee Dee Sides, who has known him since the early 2000s.

“Too much of hunting has turned into the notion of the kill,” he said. “It’s a component, the meat. But so much is experiential, so much is relationships. It is sitting in a duck blind with seven people, cooking breakfast. For me, it’s been a great way to see the world. The least interesting part is the three seconds…

“Get out of our woods!”

They’re a fresh gift from LL Bean.

Resting rich face.

Are you planning on serving people food from your feet?