So what you’re saying is, this is no FRANKENHOOKER?

Seriously.  We get it Chris, you like Jesus.  We don’t need to hear about it every 30 seconds.

I’m truly checking-out on Chris Pratt. Goofy fuck in Parks&Rec, GotG 1/2, and Infinity War was fun shtick but the moment the dipshit started preaching is when he got a big ol’ FUCK OFF Chris from me.  Pine/Evans/Helmsworth know what & when to share. 

I feel that we’re about this close to him going full MAGA...

We always wanted him to be Andy, but in reality he was always religious. 

The Bible

“Grown from the seed” is so hilariously vague.

And humans, if we gonn’ get naaaasty about it.

I feel like “grown from the seed” would include all fruits and vegetables.

He seems to lean a little to heavy into his religious stuff. I mean if he’s not actively hurting people cool whatever, but it’s like someone saying “Have a blessed day”. To which in my head I think- ok freak I’ll try to avoid you from now on.

I know for diet advice I go to 4000 year old books that never knew of tomatoes, corn, and dozens of other foods. 

Every time they came out they introduce themselves a different way a la new UNHhhh episodes. 

For everything wrong in the world, at the very least very talented, charming, funny people are getting sizable paychecks due to Marvel.

Michael Schur might be TV’s MVP.

Even painted blue and bald she’s an absolutely stunning woman.

You had me at Karen Gillan!

Yeah, that had me sold right there. All the other stuff is just a bonus.

Karen Gillan is just....*sigh*...so, so dreamy.