To me. Seinfield sucks. HOWEVER, we would not have It’s Always Sunny without Seinfield, so that makes Seinfield good.

I will never leave.

If I was a parent, I would just let my kid only watch what I wanted to watch. “Oh, you want to watch Magic School Bus? You are watching Mike Leigh’s Happy-Go-Lucky. If you don’t like that, tough tits. I made you. I can destroy you just as easily.”

Does Deadpool bang one of the gay characters?

Yes it’s a thing. Fuck super hero movies. Don’t care if they make money. Fuck them all to hell.

Oh that’s nice.

Lady appears to be Mary Austin, who he had a relationship with. There will probably be a scene where he announces his sexuality to her and then they have a big fight with like plate smashing and such.

So I just looked up Guardians of the Galaxy porn parody and apparently there is video of a computer generated Rocket the Raccoon topping a male fox.

This cat made Dlisted’s hot slut of the day.

*GASP* “30 more minutes of dinosaurs stepping on other dinosaur’s heads???!!!!”

Not clever you say?

Well then I’ve got a lot in common with The Handmaid’s Tale.

Not clever you say?

Well then I’ve got a lot in common with The Handmaid’s Tale.

I wouldn’t say Handmaid’s Tale is mainstream. Nobody is watching it.

Where is Aquaman?

It’s just a joke my man.

Automated gay space robot communism.

Not to me. To me it is a symbol of a show that sucks.

Find your mother, you’ll find me.

SLAM!!!

It just says video essays are for annoying nerds and suck, which is true.

Just call the biopic “Appetite for Destruction.”