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You didn’t like the last Star Wars? I thought it was better than the Star Wars before it, which was just a remake of the first Star Wars, which wasn’t that great to begin with.

Jumanji is better than every single Star Wars.

I must say, that is a very good hairdo/color for Emma. I normally do not think she’s that pretty, but she looks real pretty with that hair. If I was a beautiful rich person I probably would join a cult if they gave me shit and only leave because of bad publicity. I would not recruit sex slaves tho, just benefit

Drax’s copy of Inches.

Do they have a werewolf super hero named like Transylvania Travis or something?

OK. OK. I am sorry but you just put the image of a dolphin with a gun in a movie in my head, and now I want that to happen.

I like how much that Crazy Rich Asians trailer showed off the lead guy’s abs. Good stuff.

Shut up. People shouldn’t be subjected to abuse at their work. Sorry.

I feel like it loses its bite towards the end and becomes a bit preachy like an after school special.

I have. It was your mother.

When I was a kid, I had a nightmare once where I kept on waking up. Like I would get dressed and then Bam! I would wake up. I stayed in my bed for like an hour afraid to move when I actually did wake up because I was afraid I was in a dream. A few weeks I had the dream again, but instead of being afraid I was like,

I found out that one of the actors in the original Nightmare on Elm Street was in a cult where the lead dude had sex with all the hot guys that joined the cult.

I should make my own soap opera comic. There were be a lot of accidental incest.

“Some people (most people) will use them to create creepy fake porn of celebrities.”

What about that premise sounds bad?

I like cat-centric Sunday comics, are there any still around?

Um, what are you talking about? The far left? What?

It will be good. Her debut film was also described as delightfully quirky and looks like it will have a high metacritic score. It will be good.

To laugh at him.