If Mike Huckabee were anonymous he would trash some religious pedophile freak's victims as money-grubbing sluts and then like talk about barbeque 24/7.

I like to think he wouldn't think that.

Would still bang her even if she was a dude though. -The guy on facebook who becomes bisexual when he gets drunk

If you are a supporter of Donald Trump you don't want to go around accusing people of having mad cow disease because Trump is one of the maddest fattest cows in the land.

My favorite part of the Grudge is when the ghost chick made that sort of dolphin-sounding noise.

He was no V.C. Andrews.

Yes.

"My Dinner With Hervé is based on a true story about Villechaize (Peter Dinklage) giving an interview to a struggling journalist (played by Jamie Dornan) that eventually turns into a “wild night” that has “life-changing consequences” for both men."

That's about bunny rabbits not ships.

Damn. Now how will I explain my laughter after my wife "accidentally" falls off the side of the ship?

Did AVclub do a post on the Brazilian soccer team that filmed themselves beating each other off. I've got a suggestion for their future careers since they were fired from their soccer team: they should become escorts. I have watched a few Lifetime movies about this, and escorting seems really glamorous if you do it…

The correct solution to this problem.

Alec Baldwin's gravitas is shit. That dude is a dick.

Synthesis of two comments here: Dame Judi Dench in a remake of the Blind Swordsmen movies.

Eh. Not every blind person or organization is going to feel the same way about things.

I kind of agree with the blind people. They cast Marlee Matlin in that movie in the 80s, so it can work.

Do you think Patton Oswalt read my Internet comment about revenge haunting and though to himself, "Uh oh, this killa.fish might be on to something" and now he's smudging his house with sage to ward off the ghost of his vengeful dead wife? I like to think he did and is doing just that.

Well next week, look out. Anything bad happening to you, up to and including deaths, is my fault bitch.

I was thinking about this the other day.
He kind of failed upward in to the presidency, didn't he?
Like, he didn't do one goddamned thing to deserve it and in fact he was lazy as hell about it too.

It was his daughter I thought. I watched it, it was pretty good.