Fuller House is just like Full House but not as bad as Full House, so it's worse than the Holocaust but not as bad 17 Holocausts.

It would have been funnier if he got engaged to a young 20-something who looked like Emily Ratajkowski. He is a comic. He should think about what life choices are funnier when he makes them.

The Ramones are just OK.

It's not a good burn. Not even close.

Look, it's not owning people to state the truth.

I do.

It's the correct opinion.

Yes I will bitch. Also, I don't know who you are but I curse you. You are now cursed.

The only good punk band is the Clash.

If I was ever in a relationship and I died and then only a year later my significant other got engaged I am haunting the shit out of them. Replace me so fast? No. No. No. You little bitch.

Bonobos are too busy fucking each other's brains out to fight humans. In fact they probably invited humans to their bonobo orgies.

That is my problem with this movie. We will never get a movie where John Wick sucks off a dude for fun.

Them bitches kind of deserve it. They gave us Trump what with their 24/7 Trump coverage in the primaries.

Let the bitchy Asian be the only survivor. That's the funniest path.

If they want hot dudes why are they asking for Caucasian-looking dudes and not Latino-looking dudes instead?

Can't even joke about killing the president. I thought we lived in a free country.
FYI if Kathy Griffin killed Trump that would be funnier than any of the crappy jokes Louis CK ever told.

TMZ has always been evil. Most tabloids are. What are you talking about?

I like a lot of things.

Is there going to be a puppet/ human sex scene?

That's not going to happen because we are living in a giant computer.