“You should be tolerant of my intolerance!”

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

It’s not customers’ jobs to micromanage the staff and make sure they actually do the job they agreed to do. If he had asked any sooner, you or someone else would’ve bitched about him being impatient.

But the problem was that the meal never came out. The kitchen and the server forgot about it - it was never coming out if the LW didn’t say something, so this is, indeed, a major fuck up by your criteria.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

I was just talking to my GF about this the other day, but I am so incredibly happy to live in an area where there arent really a ton of “traditional” ways dishes are made.

Why do you think wealthy people that can afford luxury items such as a V12 BMW are automatically weak, insecure and dumb ?

A small heater would solve that. Maybe a light-weight radioisotope heater unit. Although, the brain cancer....

the greek freak, in athletic chic, found her artwork to be on fleek and rather unique, and said so, from behind his table made of teak, which caused a tear to run down her check.

But it doesn’t come with mirrors.

I dont like cynical sports strategies.

That must have required a lot of overnight parts from Japan.

It’s incredibly amateurish. Even I would know to check the lease agreements before downsizing. This company has actual lawyers and accountants working for it (I presume).

My troop leader was an herb growing witch who made every little girl feel like she could do anything in the world and more. During one of our meetings we found an injured dove and she said we should take it in and care for it and if it lived, how wonderful and if it died, then it would have died surrounded by warm…

*Buys 10 more boxes of cookies*

At least tint your windows if you intend to endanger all of our lives.