“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”
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Did you both have the now required car seats until 10+ years old?
The only people making excuses for buying a SUV are commenters of this site. Same people that justify an automatic because “the wife”.
I honestly don’t know what I like more, Angry Albert or funny Albert (acknowledging that sometimes he combines the 2 to great effect) i’m leaing towards funny Albert, but when he writes with undisguised rage like the above it helps remind me that no matter how much I might like the idea of being a writer, its a good…
Not a fan of Hendrick’s heavy cucumber flavor. I prefer citrus-dominant dry gins. It isn’t classy, but New Amsterdam is probably my favorite gin in the world and it’s $12 a fifth.
Funny, my emergency accountant couldn’t stop any of the seven shots my ex-wife took at my tax return.
Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.
Well.. it’s a halo car..
I swear to God this actually happened to me, maybe 18 years ago. And that was just the smaller snake. He also had me stay and watch his albino, Burmese python eat a dead chicken. On top of all that, I also bought a pitbull along with my 8-ball.
That’s a fresh tomato sauce, and absolutely nothing like Rao’s. Nothing wrong with fresh tomato sauce for some occasions, but it in no manner is the same kind of sauce as a premium jarred sauce that has been cooked for hours on end.
Great scoop.
Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.
My personal favorite was a guy at Target playing music from his shitty phone’s speakers while he was wearing giant Beats headphones around his neck as a fashion statement.
I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!
Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?
Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.
Dollars to doughnuts they overspent assuming more corporate bigwigs, key dealers, and important suppliers would want to go to the Olympics and when they didn’t (because, I don’t know, fear of getting nuked?) pivoted to access journalism.
Why didn’t you just type Dallas Fort Worth to begin with?
The best thing about this GIF is number 10 also doing steps. So good.