In fairness, Dan should know too, considering he linked out to an article about Kylie being an almost-billionaire.

Insurance, presumably. 

This bothers me, and closely related, I don’t like pictures where the back of a bun is squeezed to make the front open up like a clamshell, like this particularly egregious example:

Sneakerheads wear what they like, and they like sneakers.

I’ve made clear ice at home using a cooler for insulation and I did not have any of those bubbles. It was as clear as I wanted them to be.

I’ve made clear ice at home using a cooler for insulation and I did not have any of those bubbles. It was as clear…

This hits pretty close to home. Had our first kid four months ago, and I decided to buy Forza Horizon 4 a month ago as my first foray back into trying to find some time to play games.

Everything I’ve had from them is great...especially the Ghost Pepper Salsa.

I Hope Deadspin Never Stops Using This Image of Jon Gruden

“If X or Y didn’t happen, who knows how successful ____ would be?”

So you were weary enough of large consumer-facing corporations enough to hang an Adbusters poster in your dorm room.

When AMC started selling beer, they offered 32oz. drafts for like $10. 32oz!!! It was outrageous. Beer was basically cheaper than soda.

They sell beer at movies now, so...yeah man, I’m getting another beer. Sorry to disturb you. You want one?

Am I supposed to like this guy? I think I like this guy.

I didn’t say it’s not an environmental factor, but you’re trying to make the point that growing up rich makes you a shitbag, and I’m saying there’s a lot more to it than just money. If you tried to say “growing up rich is generally easier than growing up poor” than I would have said yeah, that’s generally accurate.

So I’m confused - is being a child of wealth the problem, or all wealth in general?

The same way a poor kid becomes successful - good parenting that teaches them that how much money you have doesn’t dictate the kind of person you are or need to become.

You are one of those people that “circles back” on an email less than an hour after writing the first one?

Does it come in brown?

Does your fiance read Jalopnik?

Drew - what kind of flip phone do you have for those pictures, and how did you transfer them do your desktop computer to get them on this weblog?