Scooter prefers to ride solo.

Tried watching...but then my dog started barking at my computer so I had to turn it off after a minute or so. He’s still barking and giving me a weird look.

Given the literal wording of the rule, I think you just might be right.

I was so pumped to see RTJ at Lolla this year. I dragged my wife and thanked her for being a good sport, knowing she’s not super into hip-hop, and certainly not songs where listening to the words are half the fun.

Speaking of simple burns, I was listening to Future’s “Same Damn Time” remix yesterday.

Diddy opens the track by shouting “You n****s can’t multitask!”

Out of all the basic rap burns you hear all the time (“you’re a lame,” etc.) I couldn’t help but appreciate how beautiful that one is in it’s simplicity. Diddy is so…

Counterpoint: The Bears went to the Super Bowl when you (and I) were likely in college. And as much as it sucks being a Bears fan more often than not, watching Devin Hester in his prime was pretty fun.

These people will now pivot to “why can’t he just use proper grammer?” in response to “I wasn’t doing nothing, man.”

Drake brought KD out at his Oakland show...the fact they’re friends is hiding in plain sight.

They also threw in the obligatory “_____ is NOT from Chicago...he/she is from a SUBURB!”

In all seriousness, I can’t get Uber to direct their drivers to my street address - their GPS directs them to my alley every time and without fail the driver gets confused and drives around for 10 minutes. Uber’s response was to tell me that I could set favorite locations in my app.

Oh God...pineapple has 16g of sugar per serving? That’s it. Literally nothing worth eating is healthy.

This is great!

I have had my Spotify linked to my Uber account for awhile. It has only worked once...and the driver got so startled they started fumbling around, apologizing. Haven’t bothered trying to use it since.

Do you mean Matisyahu or Frank?

It’s been like 4 years, and to this day every time I hear the word “chug” I immediately start thinking about whether making a butt chugging joke is possible. When will it end?

Get a ring consultant...like Adequate Man told me to do last year.

I listen to the Sleep With Me podcast. Works better than anything else I’ve tried (short of, you know, medicine).

Not to be a stickler, but...

Love them...provided you’re using it before it spoils, and not leaving you with a clean shirt but smelling like vomit.

Love them...provided you’re using it before it spoils, and not leaving you with a clean shirt but smelling like…

<Awkward silence>