I guess I’m pretty immune to almost all human sounds after sleeping in a cold dorm for 2 years in college. It changes you.

I could definitely see Johnny Manziel thinking that a geotagged photo would be just the irrefutable evidence he needs. Nobody could question it!

Great, high quality native content here for Gawker Media. I clicked on it and most of the shit on the page was telling you how to get a bigger dick or bigger boobs. Didn't read a damn thing about cars.

Would it really have been THAT hard to support 4K?

It really is delicious...

How much we talkin to put one of the pet ones on a roof deck? Seems so much easier in the winter...but I have literally no frame of reference for the cost of these things.

Shoutout to Jolie Kerr for telling me to clean the midsoles of my sneakers with WD-40. That and some Jason Markk cleaner can make just about any pair of kicks look as good as new.

So he was eating the guy’s eye, right?

Really wish we were at a point in society where we surpass Everything-gate.

If we’re talking Verizon, your only choice is to actually NOT subsidize the phone to keep your unlimited data. Their tactic to get you to give up your unlimited data is to say that they won’t give you any money off your device if you want to keep the data.

So, literally, people don’t understand that they will “get more MPGs” if they pick the 2 of the 3 cars with “higher MPGs”?

Genuinely surprised you resisted the urge to make a joke about 2 Chicago athletes currently under investigation for sexual assault both living in the Trump...

This is my main reason for not getting a videographer for our wedding. In 30 years, I wouldn’t be nostalgic about the day (photos will cover that), I just know I would be complaining about how horrible the video quality was.

You’re right. Why wasn’t anyone thinking about smartwatch users?

If Drake is posting pictures of Serena’s agent’s kid in his unreleased Jordans, I’d say there’s at least a 42% chance he’s hooking up with Serena. This now bumps that up to a healthy 77%.

I caved and impulsively bought it. Damnit.

LeBron has a foundation? Hmm. I wonder why he hasn’t ever mentioned it in interviews.

You’re gonna have to pry my unlimited data from my cold, dead hands VZW.

Funny, just yesterday I was blabbing to my co-workers about how the Bluetooth mini-speaker I received randomly as a gift was the end of Pantone’s legitimacy.

It sounds a lot like you’re saying “I should only pay for the music I want to.” Which is a different way to buy your music. Do you have this debate with people all the time about not wanting to pay for ESPN in your cable package?