My dad’s not a cellphone. Duh!

Does anyone else just skim the article and gloss right over president dipshit’s tweets? No offense to Katherine.

I was really enjoying this interview until Chris said I like you a lot.

Gotta have intelligence to receive intelligence. 

Who would've thought we'd be closer to war with Iran after john bolton was out of the picture?

You do you, literally. 

Sorry bout your band