What.

Jeez. Do we work for the same company? This is all to familiar 

I am so very happy that you opened and closed this article with Homestar Runner references. 

Heck I still have NT machines on the network.

There was a Walgreens in the town I grew up in where two Harlequin owners worked. There was also a third one in that same town, which I occasionally saw parked alongside the two that were normally at Walgreens.

Gas Guzzler Tax for all cars 25 mpg combined and worse. Zero exceptions. 

And it weighs about 450lbs less than a Bug-Eye WRX.

I said before, and I’ll say again, people actually want more torque. If this was tuned to 200/200, people would slobber all over it after a drive, and it’d feel way more fun.

I eat the sweet potato skins all the time.  Just  little butter and salt

I showed my Dad the new BMW M3 and he legit did not believe me.  Thought it was a prank.  

America is a nation divided along many lines these days, but I believe we can all come together as one and agree, regardless of race, political leanings, age, or gender, that these new BMW designs are awful. This could be what saves the country from falling apart.

Louvers need to make a comeback.

You can count me towards the .01% of readers that found this interesting.

We test drove a Cadillac CTS Coupe and as soon as we opened the door the smell of cigarette smoke blasted us in the face. We are non-smokers so it’s an instantly dead deal. The salesman tried to tell us all we had to do was leave the windows down for a couple weeks and it would be gone. My wife said, “Then why didn’t…

This is a placeholder for a pun about the third song people know by Tracey Chapman... I'm gonna go do some research but I'LL BE BACK!

The old Metcalf family Ford Country Squire (circa 1988) station wagon had not only the front seat lighter and ash tray but a lighter and ash tray in BOTH rear door armrests. Great for the family because the kids don’t have to fight over lighters!

What, no tentacles?

I daily drove my 1975 MGB for many years. Eventually I got a 2nd vehicle - a Yamaha R6 (which, let’s be honest, isn’t an improvement in practicality).

Writing this as a person from a household with kids where the dailys are currently an M2 and a Mini Cooper S hardtop; cars that we bought expecting to cope with inconvenience for the driving experience, oddly my answer is the car we bought to be versatile.

Have you ever been crossing a busy street and then suddenly dropped down to the tarmac because you thought a passing roach was the same one that stole part of your Fruit Roll-Up the other day, only to look up and see a Subaru Impreza screeching to a stop inches from your head? Sure, we all have.

Counting things is so much easier if the things stay still. Take continents, when there was only the one it was simple , now there are loads of the things scattered all over the damn map.