This is the sort of ingenuity someone comes up with when their battery tie down breaks 100 miles from the nearest paved road and they need a solution that gets them home. This is not “ingenuity” when it comes from the factory this way.

Ingenuity from an assembly line worker is actually a very bad thing.

I assume you’ve never read the books.

You don’t like anything do you?

A slowed down dramatic version of the original song, a la Johnny Cash’s rendition of “Hurt”.

But like why tho

I dunno, I’m expecting more allusions to Roman history to make sense of the title.

“And the wheels are just too busy.”

I’m sorry but the car you just described is the new Grand Wagoneer. This car is pure sex on wheels.

“This will cut into automakers’ profit margins, which is not a thing you should really care about unless you are a shareholder of an automaker.” I know this might not make sense to a motor journalist that only drives a honda fit, but this should scare the masses as the companies selling these cars will only just raise…

You’re an idiot. That’s not how that works.

And a LOT dollars more along the way afterwards. Nope, I don’t care either way about the AMG looks, but this is the one you want if you want one of these. And the price is good for the condition/miles, assuming it passes a PPI. The second most expensive car in the world is a cheap Mercedes.*

It’s a person complaining on a Corvette forum. They’re not broadcasting it to the news and it doesn’t look like they’re suing GM.

Its more than a few months late- theoretically they went into contract for a price and one side is unilaterally changing the terms. That would piss anyone off. So what - 2020 generally sucks, doesn’t mean people can’t be pissed about shitty behaviors.

Correct headline: idling in traffic with your windows down in developing countries with minimal pollution controls increases your exposure to pollution (which may or may not be a meaningful increase that has health outcomes because we didn’t test that).

Gorgeous vehicle; it looks very French.

Clickbaity anti-GM title; sounds very Jalopnik.

LOL, imagine believing that. 

Okay, what has pushed the envelope more than the F1 did in the early 1990s?

I’m not a fan of the car myself, but it certainly was an engineering marvel.

Gordon Murray once called an original Fiat 500 “one of the best sports cars.”  I admire that man.

This might be the second worst take in the history of Jalopnik