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The basic gist of a martini is adding gin and vermouth to ice and stirring the drink to allow the ice to chill the mixture, but then straining the drink before serving to keep the ice from diluting it.

I agree. Tips exist because servers make like $2.50 an hour. If you are making $8, $9, $10 an hour just handing an order to someone, what’s the tip for? That’s just doing your job.

I agree. I ordered food, which I picked up at a counter and carried to my seat (or took to-go). Your tip consists of loose change or nothing (if I paid with credit) as you provided a meal rather than a meal service.

I’m sure this is going to make me “that guy,”  but walking up and ordering at the counter is exactly what you do at a fast food joint and i don’t tip there and i’m not tipping you either, despite your tip jar.   i’m sure it’s my age, since i remember a time before anyone had the nerve to put out a tip jar for this…

So you put out a jar begging for money then going to insult people who bother to give you a hand out? 

Say thank you and stop being an asshole. Those measly coins add up and if you are a jerk about it there will be fewer and fewer of those coins. 

You’ve gotten far too used to power outputs swelling substantially in the last 8-10 years. A 13-second car was quick 10 years ago.

MF please...

I can’t help but think he must have been instrumental to the release of the tape.  I mean...  how would anyone even know it existed such that they’d make a request for it?

Great response by the officer though. Kind and polite rebuttal, probably aware his tape will find the light one day.

Just think.............of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

The premise of Mr. Reed’s article is dumb. Dogs give a lot and take a lot, just like every single thing/relationship a person invests time and energy in during their lives. That does not mean they are a parasite, obviously. Everything that relies on you for support of any kind can be a “parasite” under this…

Dogs are great, for so many reasons

Your Mazda 5 will not cost me $10K in maintenance in the next 6 months. 

1. It’s a disaster inside.

Do you.. (checking list).. also have his original Xbox, a lot of the games are not backwards compatible on the new system he has. So I’ve heard.

My dad used to call Dungeons & Dragons “that thing you play since you’re not good at sports.” Violent J advocates for quality control in his daughter’s (possible sexual, possible non-sexual) hobby of dressing as a wolf. Feeling kinda bad over here! Feeling like I want to be adopted by a clown over here!

In TYOOL2k18 ICP cares more about consumer protection than the regulators.