In Ohio, I see plenty that have apparently ‘ziged’ off onto the shoulder in need of substantial repair.

Sounds like every Mustang here in Ohio

This is the perfect flat for the sidewardly mobile young professional.

Think of what it could do with a set of aftermarket headies and hemmers though.

Maybe I’m the dumb one, but “headies and hemmer”? Okay, so I’m on board with headies, but wtf is hemmer?

hurr hurr yeah, I’m surprised at how well the car was built since I bet those big rice hats got in their way on the assembly line! Hurr hurr hurr

Exactly. 220whp with intake/exhaust? lolz oh okay, that’s what the guy at JC Whitney told me when I called to place my order, too.

Then who was car?!

Wassa matta? Attsa matta!

Oh, man. Wives, am I right?!

Does this mean Ford has to sponsor commercial-free versions of Lifetime spousal abuse movies like it does Schindler’s List?

In all fairness, driving a 4 cylinder hatchback with a race exhaust is the best way to be confused as the Bee God

Looks like the guy created his own Grand Theft Auto car. It just needs the appropriate name. Something like Tadillac Thundehawk should do

What you’re saying is that Hitler wasn’t as bad as you thought?

Not necessarily. They could be sad, depressed, weeping, bitter, jaded, forever-damaged, tortured, etc.

Do I get to pay my mechanic in GBP too?

As much as he is a total asshole for putting innumerable peoples’ lives in danger for racing on the highway, he DOES use his turn signal at one point in the video. I say he’s qualified to give driving lessons to other BMW drivers.

I always thought DeMuro’s tombstone would say “Here lies Doug DeMuro, but if you followed him on Twitter, you’d already know that.”

Pretty sure you can take the rear spoiler and front splitter off to fashion a sort of sail.

Good thing it’s not a turbo. I don’t trust those to last even 24 hours.