You’re always so lovely to be around.

“Played the race card?” Dude, sit down.

That’s a pile of hot, steaming bullshit that you just spouted right there.

“Congrats, I wish you well!” — is the only appropriate response from anyone who is not Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, or her doctor.

She’s been taking lessons from the Taylor Swift school of songwriting it seems.

I found the Sanders skit kind of annoying. It seemed like they were going harder on him than they were on Hilary, and they weren’t really taking him seriously as a candidate.

Did you know that humans can regenerate fingertips? The liver and the fingertips are the only parts that can totally regenerate and be as good as new without scar tissue etc. But you have to leave to wound open, if the doctors stitch it up, it won’t grow back. The guy who finally proved it actually amputated his own…

#heforshe

I hope everyone doesn’t respond to this by saying, “So it took a man to say it, and people will listen. . . . .”

this is why i don’t hold much truck with the “we shouldn’t be arguing about the women at the top, we should be fighting for the wome in the middle/bottom!” argument. we SHOULD, so totally obviously, be fighting for them! intersectionally as well! and it’s WAY more important! but i think this is one area where…

Seriously... I don’t even care if he’s my grandparents’ age. I find Bernie hot. I love him.

No, seriously, I am in love with Bernie Sanders. I want to eat his goddamned face off. HEY BERNIE, NETFLIX AND INCOME INEQUALITY?

“... the only difference between him and a Republican is that he says he’s not one.”