Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

I’ve never been more excited to watch two people have to coexist as pallbearers.

Wait, people who think that government agents are out to get them can be put under involuntary psychiatric hold?

All their other inbounds passes were fine, but you focus on this one?

Man, after this the Bucks will never have to worry about the cap again, what with the +1 trade bonus in all their seats

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

“He failed to disclose a condition. It’s on Martellus to let us know he is black and has opinions. We have a fan base to consider.”

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

Luckily I’m in a Points Per Genuine Sympathy league.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

Jordan would have let it slide to make sure the team covered.

This is legitimately one of the most insanely stupid fucking comments I have ever read, and you should feel bad about yourself for being dumb enough to write it.

Sure, bro. Thanks for clarifying it’s “not because they are black”, otherwise you might’ve come off as offensive. Good job by you.

Big talk from a guy who’s entire race nearly got wiped out by a lack of fries.

Dude would have beaten Rodman and Malone in their primes.

Would have been better if Matt Damon played Marbury.

Roger Ailes was no angel.

But really this couldn’t have happened because it would have involved people in the city of Nashville giving a crap about the Titans. Seems very fishy

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