I was already 20 when Ichiro joined MLB and I think I’d thought I was years past the part of my life where a professional athlete could ever be the kind of immortal, larger-than-life figure that, say, Michael Jordan or Lawrence Taylor or Martina Navratilova had seemed to be when I was a kid. But Ichiro was—and in lots…

It’s like if 2002 Maddox stripped away any semblance of irony and 2005 Simmons maxed out the Sports Bro persona to run a sports blog together in 2019.

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

I think it’s shameful that this is how we treat a veteran of the War for Independence.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

Adam Gase was unwilling to condemn the hit, saying he was unable to see it, because his eyes are fully dialated at all times.

This is what happens when you are too tan to go as Brian Scalabrine

Get well, Drew!

fun fact: the last time I was in Cleveland’s ballpark these two dudes in my section kept taunting me about the Flint water crisis 🙄

you took the bait. bad commenter, bad!

Never thought I’d see a city have lil dick disease about Hartford, but here we are.

Hell yeah pimp.

+1 Them apples.

It’s okay, Drew. It’s not your fault.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

Did someone say, “blowout” and “jets”?!

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

Millionaires should pay for their own fucking sports documentaries.

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.