He hit .212 in the regular season with an OPS 109 points below last year’s in 153 fewer plate appearances, and he wants to get paid?

In cash!

“goes solo with a jar of coconut oil he applies himself and a TB12 “vibrating sphere.””

Morrow didn’t let the boos linger long enough in Gurriel’s third AB, and gave up a single. Looking forward to the advanced analytics on this.

“Why does the boos need to sink in?”

Racism is the default position of the ignorant and the way Darvish handled the situation was money, you learn alot about people in situations like that.

He may want to fight Diabeetus first

Tesla is still a car company in their infancy that is simply faking it til they make it. Nobody in their right mind with $80,000+ to spend should choose a Model S over something like the upcoming Porsche Mission E. When the Germans fully join the party its going to be game over for Tesla as an automobile manufacturer.

“you put snot on the ball?”

Well my advice to the pitchers is, if the umps watching really close, just rub a little jalapeño up in your nose and get it running real good.

It would be a lot more believable if the Patriots were playing in the World Series.

but it’s not clear why the QB, after already dealing with press conference controversies, would completely abandon the podium over that inquiry.

God dammit, Dad, I told you you’re not allowed to post your jokes in public.

Ironically, it seems to be Bryant who has the bad juju.

The high point of the evening was when security tackled a naked Hal Holbrook wandering on the field.

OKC is a fine city, but if you are a multi-millionaire, super tall, black athlete; you will one stick out really bad and not have many peers in your socioeconomic demographic. The population of the entire state of Oklahoma is smaller than NYC. I live in Dallas, I get it. They are great places to live and raise a…

Ahead of Hamilton Nolan, that’s for damn sure.

They hired his brother Terd, who’s slightly less crappy.