billywa
Lucky Charms Marshmallow Truther
billywa

He may want to fight Diabeetus first

Tesla is still a car company in their infancy that is simply faking it til they make it. Nobody in their right mind with $80,000+ to spend should choose a Model S over something like the upcoming Porsche Mission E. When the Germans fully join the party its going to be game over for Tesla as an automobile manufacturer.

“you put snot on the ball?”

Well my advice to the pitchers is, if the umps watching really close, just rub a little jalapeño up in your nose and get it running real good.

It would be a lot more believable if the Patriots were playing in the World Series.

but it’s not clear why the QB, after already dealing with press conference controversies, would completely abandon the podium over that inquiry.

God dammit, Dad, I told you you’re not allowed to post your jokes in public.

Ironically, it seems to be Bryant who has the bad juju.

The high point of the evening was when security tackled a naked Hal Holbrook wandering on the field.

OKC is a great place to live, and I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else...but I see no reason to take exception to the adjective “uncosmopolitan.” That is actually a really good description of OKC and one of the things that make it so wonderful.

OKC is a fine city, but if you are a multi-millionaire, super tall, black athlete; you will one stick out really bad and not have many peers in your socioeconomic demographic. The population of the entire state of Oklahoma is smaller than NYC. I live in Dallas, I get it. They are great places to live and raise a

Chill, brah. New York City is one of the most cosmopolitan cities in the world. EVERY city in the US is less cosmopolitan than New York City, except *maybe* LA. Calling OKC less cosmopolitan is not an insult, nor does it imply that one cannot have a good time there. It’s just a statement of fact.

Are you a fake Wayne Coyne alias?

you can still have a damn good time, any night of the week

To be fair, there are more big, cheap apartments, more beers for under $2, and the quality of beef for your dollar is much higher.
To continue being fair, you’ve also got WAY more Klan chapters per capita.

Define a damn good time in OKC.

Ahead of Hamilton Nolan, that’s for damn sure.

They hired his brother Terd, who’s slightly less crappy.