I fear that even we liberals are missing an important point here.

that’s the joke

Professors get measured in far more ways than football coaches, so you can use the metric or rubric of your choice. Student responses, assessment data, test scores, graduation rates, publications, etc.

Graduation rates? We could start there.

Good weed harvests vs. ditch-weed drought years.

His mugshot is priceless. It’s basically “I’m drunk and I’m right.”

If he’s an Associate Prof, he’s got tenure, and that smile is because he knows the school can’t do diddleshit to him for this. He’ll be a legend among his undergrads, too.

The unranked Midshipmen...

Houston was just registering their disappointment with Colin Kaepernick and actually respecting the military.

Here’s a star you green bastard!

Go Navy!

It take a lot of midshipmen to handle a bunch of cougars on a Saturday Night.

Tom Herman was holding on too tight. He lost the edge.

quite the aquatic weekend of football

Wasn’t it Burke that loves the triple option? I assume he’s got a Navy football schedule in his man zone next to a stack of 90's Playboys.

How can you be the Hit King if you lack the coordination to straighten your clip-on bow tie? That’s the entire point of a clip-on!

Oh, and eat shit.

Nope, look over here. Eat shit.