Hells yeah I am. Art critics are already one of the more worthless lifeforms on earth. But when they're bad at it, they not only ruin the experience for the viewer with false judgements and revealing key plot points, but then they encourage new artists / media companies to make more bullshit that fit their bad taste.…

It only took me a paragraph to realize this review was crafted by the same dolt who blasted the new 300 for not being historically accurate. (Which was bloody awesome action porn BTW.)

Ugh, your second sentence made me wanna barf. "Originality is overrated," is the battlecry of the idiocracy.

Sure, the movie can suck, but to say that 300 is bad because it has so much mindless violence is like misguidedly assailing 12 Years a Slave for not having enough 'splosions.

Is this a real review, or a parody of a stuffy, humorless academic losing their action-movie virginity?

So zero discussion of self-publishing as the giant 3rd option striving to overtake the other two?

So this is better than Mad, Mad World? I'm in.

Yeah, this movie's an A. Not only did it invent its own comedy subgenre, it's hilarious.

Yeah, "Sphere" blew my mind in 5th grade.

Wow, lotsa hate on this episode for some reason. I feel bad for those people for having deficient comedy taste. If you love HIMYM, then you love the slap bet, so you should love this episode. As a big fan, this was one of their best episodes ever, especially for Marshall who'd been severely under-represented this…

It was done as homage, not as insult, so no, not racist.

"…an unadorned, journalistic style; higher numbers of nouns and adjectives; and lower numbers of adverbs and verbs."