I would say you are right. It is probably fairly criticized for its lack of polish and I can see why some would regard many of the songs as more childish and less clever than his later work, but I think most of the songs work and I absolutely love the shear manic energy that permeates the whole album. Al just never…

Look at your flow chart of funny.

I meant that I'd love to see the attack ads against him, because… how do you attack Weird Al?
I'd be fascinated to see the politicos try and enjoy their inevitable failure to portray "Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung" as statement in support of death panels.

Carcinogenic sweeteners have never been funnier.

I'd vote for "I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead" or "Skipper Dan", but I can't really argue with your two.

I'd love to see him run for the attack ads alone. I'm thinking there would be an attempt to portray Dr. Demento as a Jeremiah Wright-like figure and several gross misunderstandings of the satire in "Trigger Happy".

Thomas Dewey, I'd guess. Probably Jesse Jackson if you want to go back to folks who have won state primaries but not a nomination.

The object of the bonus level, of course, is to go to the wax museum and give the finger to FDR.

Fan Fair can be Fun Fair,
But if you don't wait your turn in line…
Well, that's unfair!

So this was the 32X port that they tried to pass off as the Genesis version in advertisements?

I like Chopper's idea for causing a distraction is essentially the same as Mabel's was in the Bottomless Pit episode of Gravity Falls.

KFC ought to get SCTV Dave Thomas in line to play Col. Sanders next. They already had a guy named McDonald do it, so it wouldn't be any weirder than it already is.

Cromwell was a controversial figure.

When they first moved from Hammond to McDonald, I was hoping they would keep going further back through SNL cast members until they got to Garrett Morris. He wouldn't even have to dye his hair.

You even see that in the original trilogy with Grizz Frix (guy who yells "She's gonna blow!") being one of the earliest Rebel casualties of the Battle of Endor in ROTJ.

He's the guy who says "two fighters against a Star Destroyer?" during Leia's briefing prior to the evacuation of Echo Base.

Wasn't "Archie, but let's get weird with it" the pitch that led to Andy Heyward and DIC greenlighting Archie's Weird Mysteries back in the late 90's?

That will depend on how good Teller's Jackie Mason impression is.

Gumption remains relatively underused these days as well.

Disney XD, the network that dared to ask "what if Randy Savage was an earthworm?" and "what if the guy from those old McDonald's Mac Tonight commercials was in a sketch comedy show with a pinapple and an ice cream cone?" now dares to ask "what if Weird Al was an adolescent who causes millions of dollars in property…