Vin Diesel certainly has had direct injections and no carbs.

I know you guys are going way the hell out of your way in pretending you weren't dumping on her ten years ago, but describing someone who's pumping out the most generic shit imaginable as "one of pop's most exciting artists" is beyond the fucking pale.

Tanks also have a turning radius of zero... making them far more ideal for dense neighborhoods with really narrow streets, and tight parking.

Woman: “I have faith in God, He won’t let me crash”

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

Was anyone else convinced this was going to be an autobiographical post?

Yeah, so Mercedes, Torch, Adam, Brady... they have no control over this. You need to get to Herb. Unless you have a new “get paid for more clicks” scheme, good luck with that.

This looks like something someone would use to abandon young Haley Joel Osment in a forest.

Well, how can you forget the Charcoal Briquette that was once made by Ford (now a separate company Kingsford).

What’s cooler than cool?

Cummins or not, it’s what it doesn’t have that’s the problem. No crystal chandelier, no brass beds, no shrink lever to squeeze through traffic, it doesn’t even have a shrunken head copilot hanging from the rear view mirror. No dice.

They cover her show once a week and she had a night time tv show. Because ya know they cover TV shows, including all the other night time shows.

Fuck you.

If he wanted to change lanes he’d have to pick a favorite taillight with which to signal his intentions first, and his favorite is (he imagines) always out there waiting to be discovered, likely on some Brazilian market VW of which three examples were made and one might exist, whose existence is hinted at by a 1960s…

♫ RED HOOD’S RUSTED! ♫

This thing, obviously.

1944 Dodge WC63 6x6 Troop Carrier

Corvette