I’m not really a fan of the translucent body panels or the glowing battery pack.

If I were a Japanese billionaire, I would have commissioned Rolls Royce to make me one in the bosozoku style. That’d be weird!

Thanks for clarifying, the article is completely meaningless with this omission. /s

I’m in for $500 if he’ll stop and take the FC to the junkyard. I once found him a rust-free FC in the desert and he thought there were too many problems. It did not have an engine, a rear box or a title. All of those things were fixable compared to this apparition. 

Dude, just stop. Even if you make it run, you will die trying to off road this pile of weakened rust that will disintegrate on the first pothole.

Hey no one is forcing you to stick around, or click on the article, or comment multiple times.

Did it take the fire department four hours to put out the fire from that crash?  Was there nobody in the driver’s seat?  Can you see how the two are different?

Wait, wait, don’t start blaming the victim, the tree was just growing there.

fix the cigarette lighter 

Maybe they were on a mission from God to save an orphanage through a charity concert hosted by their old band.

Oh man - they should have named it BluesCruise

Nah, he lost his license, now he don’t drive.

Are we sure this wasn’t Joe Walsh making sure his Maserati could still go 185?

“I’m sorry, but your Ferrari’s policy specifically excludes damage that happens on a track.”

Torch, serious question.....can you PLEEEEEEASE do an article featuring a car designed from all your favorite items like this. Your own The Homer, if you will. The Torch.  Please? PLEEEEEEEAAAAASE????

“Just one more thing Ma’am. Jason’s last message before his death was something about ‘serving the readers.’ Did that upset anyone in the office?”

I want you to know it came up and I said this: