I’m not sure if the world is ready for blue dreadlocks.

I REALLY hope it didn’t rub off from friction.

Dude, New York Bystanders was *right there*.

He’s just practicing for Watkins Glen.

How about one right now?

I bet the astronauts are pretty steamed that they won’t get their hams.

I didn’t think Donruss did autos in 1991, but holy shit they did.

1989 Bowman were bigger than normal size, but by 1990, Topps had returned to their senses and made them normal size again.

How about the steam powered Chevelle?

“Cornflower blue, you say?”

He sure is A Real Mack.

Beads?

+8 balls

“Mea kulpa.”

My two favorite lines are from the same episode.

He’s unpimping his auto?

I had to look really close and make sure that wasn’t my Finn.

Who had better stories: Ichiro or Greg Maddux?

Embiid got off easy.