Or a pair of identical twins on a Playboy cover.

Are you sure the people that named the truck weren’t just New York Dolls fans?

Off the post and in!

The way I see it, there’s only one option.

I can’t think of the phrase “common bitch” without getting this song stuck in my head.

Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil cosplaying as Kid Rock.

Maybe the Redskins can trade for him.

How much longer before it’s picante beef?

Fun fact: her real name is Darcy, but when the Smashing Pumpkins first got popular, she added the apostrophe as a tribute to their bass player.

I’ve been on a huge KSA kick lately.

Good choice for the first one!

Were they Zagnut bars?

The Great Curve kicks my ass every time I listen to it.

It’s a sad day when she gets an NFL job before Colin Kaepernick.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Delle Donne, what’s that costume you have on?

I’ll see your Ferrambo and raise you a Jerrari.