They missed a golden opportunity.

Can he hit?

Those look like John Kricfalusi drawings. I dig ‘em.

If NASCAR wants people to actually watch races, they should put them on network TV instead of third-tier cable networks.

Chemicals are in everything you eat and drink. Even water!

The NRSC must have a Fear of Pop.

Here’s mine:

Does anybody else remember this video from Beavis and Butthead?

The thing about being cool is if you think you’re cool, you’re not. If you know you’re cool, you’re *definitely* not.

Turk still did it best.

No thanks. I heard my fill of Roseanne screaming back in 1990.

Looks like the Indians got the upper Hand on this deal.

Do you think JFK ever said “I need a parade like I need another hole in my head”?

KA-CHOW!

You gotta be shittin’ me.