I’m from about an hour north of you. We’re practically neighbors!

I was down in your neck of the woods over the weekend visiting some family. I forgot how beautiful it is down there.

I think I know who it might be.

It sounds more like something out of a Neal Stephenson novel. Note all they need to do is get the mob involved.

Centerville GA versus Centerville OH, held in Centerville UT

A Scirocco? Schweet!

You can’t talk about horse names without mentioning the greatest horse name of all time.

Here’s a horoscope for everyone:

Aquarius - you’re gonna die
Capricorn - you’re gonna die
Gemini - you’re gonna die twice
Leo - you’re gonna die
Scorpio - you’re gonna die fuckin’

Why did they settle for the better Midler? Couldn’t they get the best Midler?

And green, apparently.

Too bad Sears is going out of business, or they could have Sears Poncho Night.

If you have uBlock, go into the options and disable cosmetic filtering.

Lester plays bass, so he’s not totally bland.

Looks like somebody forgot to take their Zagnut out of their car.

I really hope Romo has “die hard” tattooed on the other side of his neck.