Mitt Romney must be proud.

It’s gonna be a long night for them.

The only way I could afford these cars is if I moved to Montana and became a dental floss tycoon.

I still have trouble wrapping my brain around the fact that these two pictures are of the same person.

“slightly pictured”

Looks like the Rays gave Souza his marching orders.

It’s football on wheels.

A+B+C=X

Butlers gonna butle.
Ushers gonna ush.

“DON’T EAT MY CHICKEN WINGS!”

1960 Corvette.

I think Chase Utley said it best.

Dacia Denem. Eh... *shrugs*

100 Flowers (aka The Urinals) - “Dyslexia”

A+B+C=X

Here are a couple of my favorite Lady Gaga facts:

1.) Her grandma lives in Moundsville, WV, which is really close to where I grew up.
2.) Her mom was a cheerleader for WVU.
3.) The house she lives in now used to belong to my hero Frank Zappa. (I can’t wait to hear what she does in the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.)