I wonder how Stubby Bob would do in this competition.

I can only imagine the conversation you had with your coworkers about this.

This:

I hope they named him Theodore.

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Perd Hapley approved!

If someone complains about you taking pictures of important events and tells you to just enjoy the moment, show them this.

Ballantine quarts with the puzzle on the cap

Lone Star beer has a rebus on the cap, too.

+$1

If Archhie had given up any more runs, it would’ve made his manager look like a real jughead.

Since we’re going outside baseball now, I thought of another one.

Let’s remember some folks!

Chien-Ming Wang
Dick Pole
Pete LaCock

Came here for the Jackson Browne references. I haven’t seen any yet.

“Hold my guitar.”

Puerto Rico is closer to Washington DC than Las Vegas is. Why hasn’t Dolt 45 went there yet?

I wanna take an AWD Astro and build up the engine (turbo & all the other goodies) so I can have a Syclone/Typhoon van.

“If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion or force citizens to confess by word or act their faith therein.”

How much do you want to bet that the Venn diagram of this group of mouthbreathers and the group that says a devastating hurricane season “isn’t the right time” to talk about climate change is just one big circle?