During a game in high school a kid on the other team dove for a ball and ran head-first into the wall and started seizing on the court. I thought he was going to die. We called the game in the third quarter because nobody wanted to play anymore. He actually turned out to be fine and I guess he was back playing that…

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Most of my celebrity experiences have been pretty bland. Nothing really to report. My strangest encounter was taking a pee next to Toby Keith. We didn’t speak.