My dad, who is himself a retail store manager (optician), is so fanatically pro-worker that not only has he tipped the full 20% even after a server spilled a pitcher of water on him, but he has — multiple times — waged private crusades against terrible restaurant managers on behalf of servers.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Baby Boomers are the ones who aren't paying millennial enough to afford housing and cars.

I have a list of people who cannot see any of my posts, this is basically my MIL and her fucking annoying nosey friends. Be careful though. Sometimes when you post on a public group (I made this mistake, I thought it had been a private pregnancy yoga group) these people will see it with their magical stalking powers.…

Oh my God, I so, so sympathize. This doesn't involve any Williams-Sonoma products, but 10 years on my son is still talking about the Christmas I tried to lightly toast some pignoli nuts (for biscotti) and instead they burned and looked like rat turds and when I threw them out - rather vigorously and hastily - they…

I will pay you $5 if you do Rabbit Stew (or any rabbit dish) next.

Go big or go home.

I think my favorite memory had absolutely nothing to do with cars. I wish I could find the audio.

Tom and Ray were doing a fundraising spot for the local station during pledge week, and the bit went like this:

I thought I was roofied, but it was all because they spent hours straining under a prescription meant for a nearly blind person.

I couldn't agre more. Boycotting NCAA football has been great for me this year.

Keurig: the coffee trickles down into a brew meant just for you. Perfect for Reagan Republicans.

Doctor: Well, Nick, you passed all the concussion protocols and you've got full range of motion in your cervical vertebrae with no complaint of pain. My guess is that you'll just have some lingering soreness and severe inflammation of the dermis.

I've seen these around various touristy places in the U.S. too. Stop, people, stop. There's something so egocentric about thinking your relationship is so special that you should put what basically amounts to especially-hard-to-remove graffiti on public spaces.

Nope. It's time for you to grow the palate of a hero. Do it with anchovies. Leave the whites a bit runny. You're a grown up; eat like one.

"Visible Ass Crack Festival" just makes me think of home.

Fondly,
a native West Virginian

Bullion as in gold bars, not bullion as in cubes of dried broth.

I'm actually surprised at how many negative comments are on here. The influence of hormones over our daily life is nothing new, and while this woman's writing is a bit saccharine and silly, what's contained therein seems reasonable to me.

I think it absolutely comes down to how it's used. We all know that our hormones effect us, but this approach can give individual women a way to feel in control of that. You're always going to have people looking for reasons to discredit women, and you're always going to have people who are waaaay too into it ("I only…

Snakes eat their prey head first, so either Alfa's explanation is legit or it's a dragon (they eat things whichever way they feel like).