It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.

Your idea of vigilante justice curbing crime is false. History has proven that it would do the opposite. I suggest you go to school and educate yourself. That way you'll be less likely to spout off nonsense and look like an idiot.

Ohhh 1952 patent filing by Emilio Lorenzo Tedeschi , go Emilio, go!

About 8 years ago I bought a blender at a restaurant supply store for maybe $50. It's basic: no fancy speeds, or pulse mechanisms, or interlocks to make sure you didn't accidentally blend your hand, or anything like that. It disassembles into about 5 parts so you can actually clean the thing, and if you're an idiot…

Not too often that you can reference "Clue" on Jalopnik. Well done.

It would have been a really entertaining game. Vanvleet is awesome and I would have loved to see him navigate Louisville's defense.

That game belonged in the elite 8 or final four and not in the round of 32. Unfortunately this will open Wichita State to all the bs that will come from dumbasses because *gasp* they lost to the most talented team in the tournament. Maybe if teams would actually be willing to schedule WSU in out of conference match…

Finally. Someone in the media talking about Kentucky!

"OK Moon Unit, granola for everyone" is almost as weird and perfect and completely hilarious as slotting Mueslix in the top ten.

"cheap" and "deal"

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

obviously northerners just fall apart when there is a big sporting event. You can bet people in the south don't go freaky over a little superbowl traffic!!

We didn't know it was a thing at all. I figured if Jessamine Sheriff has it, it's not extraordinary, but it's the best I've seen.

TREES, people, TREES!

You can tell its fake by the grain patterning not matching the grain texturing.

What Paula Deen fan is gonna buy something that gives the world a slightly darker tint?

Get one of these...

Classic Deadspin Douchebaggery. Cincinnati chili is an Ohio foodstuff that every one in Ohio inserts into their rube mouths? No, dumbass, it's a Cincinnati foodstuff, and belongs to that city and that city alone, a place the rest of us in Ohio lovingly refer to as the town "where Nazi Germany meets the Old South."…

So, Foodspin, let's say hypothetically I've got this enormous 20-story gas grill/steaming basket hybrid, and I've come into possession of some food-grade frogs...