@Cinnamoncanuck: (Why not both?) Are you my Crazy Diamond?

Sigourney, please stop drinking the Koolaid. I beg you.

I think we're putting the Fey on a pedestal. She's awesome and I expect her to continue to be source of hilarity and needed female presence in the comedy world, but our expectations may be too high. She's allowed some SNL lame without giving up her F card.

@m.libraryscientist: That was hilarious. Liz and I approve.

@HarpMadness: The Disney version, I'd wager.

@m.libraryscientist: She's a princess and she's your mommy! Terrific.

I'm very glad this article was written. It seems to me that female artists are slotted into 2.5 categories. Manic Pixie and Angry Girl (Fiona Apple, Ani D, Sinead are the obvious ones) are the two big ones, and they have an option on Sex Object. That only gets half a category because it is the standard all women in…

@briarbite: Oooh, do you know the story? :waits with chin in palms:

@eleaq: This video taught me that I would be a helicopter parent. The cute faded fast in the face of my brain's screaming for SOMEONE TO THINK OF THE CAT and help her out of that damn pool.

Future inane spin-offs:

I read that tag as Babies *SHAVING* babies. I look forward to the nightmares I will have upon watching that scene whenever David Lynch or Pedro Almodóvar remakes a Japanese horror film.

I was willing to challenge my preconceptions until the garment-rending hysterics and grosteque cartoon accompaniment. Whoever wrote this should feel unclean for their hackneyed vile exploitation-mongering for the next decade.

I was raised in the south and while I can summon some sarcastic sass, I am incapable of the kind of straightforward verbal beatdown these girls delivered so awesomely. Damn if I don't admire their righteous rudeness, though.

This has given me an idea for Finals Relief Activity. Excuse me while I go order a bunch for me and my friends, get some wooden planks, and then gather in the square. "Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requiem."

@RenoMartini:

@jemma: OMG, yes.

@lalie (apologetic mess): I mostly hate sex dreams for this very reason. I don't know why my brain can't import some of the fun from my waking sex thoughts, but the ones I remember usually involve me having boring sex with someone I have no interest in. Sometimes I'm simultaneously doing something menial like washing…

@foodandshoes: Huh. My strongest memories of the Muppets were of the cast running around frantically backstage as the show invariably hit major (and humorous) snags. It kind of made me anxious, in fact.

@momentsofabsurdity: I say go on the date and see what happens.

@pileofmonkeys: I'd insert the obligatory John Smith crying .gif here but Jezebel's commenting structure does not like when I try to upload pictures.