Seriously. What IS it about drinking that seems to give drinkers the impression that the world owes it to them to “understand”?

Fuck your hangover, no sympathy here at all. I’ve made it into work with fractures, concussions, violent allergy attacks, migraines and etc. and no one gave a shit nor did I expect anyone to. Stay the fuck home if you’re going to be a huge whiny wuss about your fucking hangover all day, that’s what PTO days are for.…