Doesn’t he already eat Papa John’s?

The moment I saw Cam with the MVP logo on his spikes during pre-game, I thought - oh shit, he just challenged Karma to a dance-off.

You may need to get that checked out. If you listen to more than 4 hours of ESPN blather a day, you are supposed to consult your doctor.

Jordan and Pippen kept Rodman in check for the most part...and kept him focused on the court.

I’m mid level management, which is the latin term for overhead. You looking for Clinton Portis money?

Somebody make him stop.

You think this is net or gross? I just brought on a “The U” intern to a full time salaried position. I want to let him know he has Clinton Portis money now.

Christopher COLUMBUS was a piece of shit.

He and Papa John seem to get along.

Hernandez 2020: Let’s Make New England Great Again!

No.

Tom’s only supporting Trump because he promised to build a yuuuge tunnel to free Hernandez and make his home country of Mexico pay for it.

Golf with Trump or trap shooting with Hernandez?

You clearly missed the joke I was referencing to, Buhll-Dahg.

If Tom really is a dog, isn’t that essentially a compliment?

I can only hope that they left Denver without Brandon LaFell.

“Sweet comb-over Bill, I hope you enjoy staring at my package on Super Bowl Sunday, oh and tell Tom he forgot his leash on the sideline.”