Maybe he should try playing some QB in the NFL? About 70% of current QB’s are there by default.

But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

It doesn’t matter who’s in the driver’s seat, this organization just crashes head on into a bridge embankment everytime.

I think “stripper” is the word you’re looking for

Coach Kelly: You know, our job is acquiring talent, not getting rid of talent.

hey i was really good in high school and i swear if i hadn’t blown out my knee....

I just measured my hand at my desk. Why?

and what’s the point of language if not to efficiently convey meaning?

Freudian slip given Dusty’s dismay at potentially not getting to get to hit an OBP sieve like Royce ahead of Harper. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s repeatedly lobbied to have the team sign the 46-year old Clayton so as to better bury Trea Turner.

Does that mean Steve Young’s been passing the whole time?

Nah. Haslam prefers Texas-grown party boys with substance abuse issues.

I didn’t want to laugh, but I did...

fuck did I laugh at this

I think you’re forgetting that RGIII was raised white.

and Seneca Wallace

I see at least three black QB’s names on the jersey of shame:

Don’t forget Jason Campbell!

Reminds me a lot of Ricky Williams, seeing such a promising career cut short by grass.

Is Spurgeon Wynn nothing?