“The random turnt-up White Guy reserves on the bench are crucial to getting more viewers.”

I bet it’s as simple as this:

What the FUCK did you guys do to this poor site??!! :’(

Incest is fairly common in Oregon, there’s only so many white people to bang before you start heading into cousin territory.

2012 - 7th in 7assing

The Orioles are going to suck either way.

Is there a way to block soccer stories from my DEADSPIN feed?

*HITS BLUNT*

Drones were created by mosquito-men.

That’s what they’re calling it these days?

but the ol’ gunslinger Brett Favre has huge hands

You’re technically a Millennial.

I highly doubt everyone on that flight was born in the range of 1980-2000 you dipshit, you should be thankful Millennials didn’t take after your dumb ass baby-boomer generation.

Lay off the Adderall

“Tell Dusty to fuck off and to stop tagging me in Facebook Photos”

Ah yes we all know THAT GUY...

Smoking weed.

Steve Young was definitely BLACKER than those guys, but we’re talking Black Guys being considered Black QB’s.