It’ll snuggle you back to health.

Jesus THANK YOU

*sigh* I always thought of Rabin as the soul of the AV Club.

Too funky.

I used to get a knot in my stomach before playing Dead Space. I had thought it was more of an action game when I started so I was not particularly thoughtful about upgrading weapons or managing ammo and was pretty underpowered by the middle of the game, when it would suddenly throw a new enemy at you. I was so fucking…

This is the reason I’m happy all of those fake “lol typo” texting screenshots died. Shit is hackneyed.

UGHHHH YES

“Benway lives a successful personal life.” 

That song is depressing because I’m fond of the original and loved everything Madchester and that cover just reminds me that, “We all get old, we can’t hack it anymore, and that’s it.”

Having moved from the Northeast to Texas I can assure you that southern kids of that era were all over shit like Six Pack.

When Mike D’s in the house, what’cha gonna do?

I kinda assumed Spacey moved to England because the age of consent is 16.

Just like no one talks about Ramzan Kadyrov’s bubba Tumblr but everyone knows it’s there.

“One: cut a hole in a box...”