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Despite using the same advertising agencies, politicians are not commodities or meant to be a reflection of our personal tastes (try as they might). I think a lot of the disengagement comes from treating politics as a consumer choice (or sports team) rather than a project with preferred goals and outcomes that…

I feel like these are currently for outdoor circuit parties and gay-adjacent Hamptons preppies but will eventually cross-over to tech bros.

Fucking economists.

http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-on-personal-mission-to-explain-why-univer-29922

I miss the old Kanye.

I’m at your house like, “Why you got your couch on my chucks, motherfucker?”

I was at that Bumbershoot show and when Flav promoted his upcoming VH1 show it made me cringe. I saw them again a few years ago and Flav kept shouting out Terminator X even though they had a new DJ and Chuck had to correct him on stage.

Migas. They are delicious, cheap, and remind me of happy hangovers. I also love all the variations you find among the mom and pop tex-mex diners (small crispy chips? heavy on tomatoes? chorizo or no?) that make you feel like you’re eating at someone’s house.

NYC Pizza slices (folded in half with grease dripping from the crust) immediately takes me back to visiting NYC as a kid and feeling like the whole city was Sesame Street.

That’s my go-to, especially because it’s got an omelette-esque versatility. You can upscale it with fancy cheese, pick a new crispy top (my friend had jalapeno chips), or throw in some hot Italian sausage or green chilies for heat. I recently made some on a vacation with friends and it was funny watching everyone…

Stay safe! There was an inexplicable run on gas yesterday in Austin and now all of the stations are empty.

I feel like people were rooting for the apostate rebranding campaign but not her specifically.

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I just realized why they wore onions on their belts.

My body is ready.

It’s like a discipline without the discipline of Heavens to Murgatroyd!

If the nail salon TVs are any indication, they are still cranking these things out in the direct-to-video market.