I never got into the whole backpacker aesthetic because hip hop was always avant garde to me and defensively putting up walls seemed grouchy and old, especially with Timbaland and the Neptunes coming up.

That Adam dude turned out to be laughably pretentious.

A friend once described me as The Mayor and I was very happy about it.

[smiles contentedly]

Is it bad that all of those descriptions of hiding in a mall reminded me of Mannequin?

I feel like Afropunk is where it's at.

I always thought he should have made Lemony Snicket.

Definitely corny, but I was happy he was getting paid because I loved Lust so much.

As a gay guy, I agree.

No, they didn't.

This milk could be our milk.

That Prodigy album was dated when it came out. (dudes acting hard to EDM is always kind of comical to me, but it definitely reads Matrix nerd now). Dig Your Own Hole has aged a lot better because it leaned into the psychedelia.

This is why Netflix isn't tanking, despite its debt.

Those pictures make me unreasonably happy.

"Jake the Brick" is one of my favorite episodes because it's a showcase for the way DiMaggio infuses so much humanity into Jake. Also, the insane laugh.

I just realized that Puck from Real World was the first reality TV Poochie.

"Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save Itchy & Scratchy."

"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"

F is harsh but I kind of agree with his take. I was looking forward to that episode and it was kind of disappointing and stilted (although I will forever quote the line about Hawaiian shirts). I thought Three Gays of the Condo was a lot more thoughtful and less stale.

They're both playing cigarette girls!