In addition: Pat Maroon is from St Louis, regularly went to Blues games at this arena as a kid, and said he always dreamed of scoring a goal there.

Except that the fucking hipsters and their obsession with all things artisanal have made it impossible to find a reasonably priced soup filled cookie anymore.

‘Yo, man, there’s a better way to approach somebody.’”

If it does, it makes Penn State the rapey uncle.

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

Like Curtis Enis has a choice.

But since they haven’t done that and they still worship his child rape enabling ass like a god, fuck PSU

Pretty much, yeah. At least until their legion of disgusting fans own up to their shameful legacy.

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

Still haven’t forgiven you for being a turnstile for Duke two years ago. Who are you going to hand the next title to? ISIS?

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I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

I have a pool. And a pond. You can use the pond.

I think this club’s restricted Wang, so don’t tell anyone you’re Jewish, ok?

Aren’t we all?

Can you imagine when Steve Smith becomes “Old Man” Steve Smith and he’s sitting by the fireplace with all his grandchildren sitting around him regaling them with tales of all the DB’s he’s roasted throughout his career and how much of a disappointment each and every one of his children and grandchildren are to him.