Someone should create a network that caters to Christians who hate the Lord.

This writeup reminds me: I'd love to see a movie adaptation of Ted Chiang's "Hell Is The Absence Of God". 

Carnosaur beat Jurassic Park to the theater by 3 weeks

And no pants?

What a weird thing to say. Last time I checked, Florida was on the coast.

“Do you wanna know how I got these question marks?"

You might solve a mystery, or rewrite history

“Superhero stories contribute to the infantilization of adults” —self-proclaimed wizard Alan Moore

Depressessary

Aphex Twin video: The Movie

Jewish space lasers

I believe it's called a "cloaca".

There was a time when I would have been amused by the thought of a Good school and an Evil school just allowing each other to exist. Now it just seems dumb.

“celebrate expensive storytelling”

Disney Factorial, aka DISNEY !

Will there be Chopper Chicks?

It will be explained in the prequel.

What I want to know is: do the bodies, in fact, hit the floor?

Sing us a song, you're the Dookie Man

Some writers from the AV Club and The Dissolve are now on The Reveal.