He imparts knowledge from beyond the grave. Knowledge is power!

...which itself was a reboot/sequel of the 1967 movie Viy, a Russian Evil Dead.

First: I would recommend that people check out the original original Viy from 1967 if they want to see a sort of Soviet Russian Evil Dead, from the director of such MST3K favorites as The Day the Earth Froze and Magic Voyage of Sinbad. (It’s on YouTube.)

I’m pretty sure ENIAC wasn’t an A.I.

“obtuse yet obvious”

“Agents Coscarelli and Scrimm.” Heh.

Can’t wait for Chuck Tingle’s latest bestseller, “I Was Pounded in the Butt by the Sun"

I prefer the previous design. An alien hedgehog-man should look nightmarishly creepy! If anything, they should have gone less cartoony, more hedgehog-y!

...Succesame Street.

“...one three-fingered hand rubbing his shell-pelvis...”

S**t My Kevin Says

Oh, confused, would we?

So, let me get this straight: Disney didn’t realize that the stories in a Disney-branded series of novels were “too dark” until they tried to adapt them for TV? But, as novels, they’re fine?

Ah yes, forgot about the Beasts.

Most notably, all 10 Harry Potter films

I read that first sentence as, "time for some of those film assets to start eating their poop."

Don’t worry Meth Gator, _I_ still believe in you.

The next step in my plans for world domination! FLY MY PRETTIES

This will come true
Help me get through
Pranking you

I’m not sure how to react to this.