THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA IS SURPRESSING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE CHEESEBURGER EMOJI #cheeseburghazi

I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m not pervy enough to become an entertainment industry mogul.

Solo: A Star War

OK, I believe you

“sniglet”

I’ve been looking forward to Inhumans. Finally, a character with hooves has a major role on a network show! We’ve come a long way.

LUKE NEEDS POWER CONVERTERS

WELL IF YOU LOVE AMERICA SO MUCH WHY DON’T YOU LIVE HERE???/?/

(crosses legs nervously)

We all Kinja down here.

They’re not “peaceful protesters” if they bring weapons.

I like that the columnists here are having fun changing the “Recommended Stories” header.

Hey, centaurs need love too!

I remember seeing a TV movie when I was little, called “And I Alone Survived”. It was based on a true story about a woman who was the sole survivor of a plane crash. Looking it up just now, I see that it’s not about Juliane Koepcke, but Lauren Elder, in a plane crash that took place five years later than Koepcke’s.

“Variance”? “Emulations?” Whaaa?

Dammit, Jaxxon was the only reason I was looking forward to this.

He needs to take a bath!

Trumpy's staring at the sun
Trumpy's day passed out of sight
Trumpy will be suffering tonight

The Beach Boys were brilliant outside of Pet Sounds. Inside of Pet Sounds, it's too dark to read!

Pumpkinhead 2009? That can't be right. Did they remake it? I know there were sequels, but they stopped before 2009.