The A.V. Club

"A real liar wouldn't be that bad at lying!"

Well it's not quite a torte, it's not quite a porpoise, but man…

Comet is showing a Godzilla marathon tomorrow. They've also revamped their weeknight schedule:

I'll be watching it religiously, because A) I love ill-conceived television, and B) the premise resembles a short film I've been wanting to get off the ground for years.

Oops, Chancellor Puddinghead's gone.
She's gone. What went wrong?

Ghost Robot

Miranda Veracruz de la Hoya Cardinal

Nephew

Followed, of course, by Klown and Robin

[note to fx crew: insert penis here]

The important difference: DJINN is acceptable in Scrabble, IFRIT is not. I learned that the hard way.

So… Kanye's a furry?

Pining for the fjords?

Some of my oldest posts here, from before the Disqus merger, have a My-Little-Pony-based avatar that I can't get rid of.

That's Numberwang!

I'm trying to place Wheatus' accent. He sounds like the cartoon guy chasing the dog at the beginning of TV Funhouse. "Come back here with MOY SHYOW!"

Wocka wocka doo doo, yeah

Surprise: She's actually playing Mary Jane Waterbuffalo.

Perhaps the bugs form some sort of bureaucracy inside a person. One bug/team of bugs controls an arm, one controls a leg, one makes the person talk. And maybe there's only one bug that sees the big picture, setting the agenda for the whole person they control, passing down orders to the others, who just follow orders…