This song sounds like a TV ad for allergy medication. I imagine scenes of people walking around a grassy field, basking in the sun, throwing frisbees with their dogs, while this music plays, and a woman's voice cheerily lists horrifying side effects.

When I was a kid, (late '70s/early '80s) there used to be a series of coloring books which had tessellations of simple geometric shapes on every page. There would be, like, six identical pages of alternating squares and triangles, and then six pages of triangles and hexagons, and other combinations. The idea was that…

…Dad?

My favorite example of product placement is from Return of the Killer Tomatoes.

If I recall correctly, the script for part 4 was crowdsourced. For several months, the Troma website had a weekly contest, where fans were invited to submit two pages of script. At the end of each week, a winner would be chosen; the winner's two pages would become the next two pages of the shooting script, and the…

I love that movie! And surprisingly family-friendly too, for Troma.

My shit was tight once, I had to see a doctor about it

I bet they're gonna clean up there

I think the problem is that "McBoatface" is clearly a Scottish name.

Whenever an "oppressed" Christian points out that the Muslim terrorists are doing much evil-er things than Christians, my response is, "Jealous?"

Which means that almost everybody whom God sends to Hell isn't even His enemy. What a dick.

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Yeah, I'm not sure I get his point. Does he think the parody trailer is an accurate portrayal of Christian attitudes or not? If it is, then what's he complaining about? If it isn't, then they're not mocking the actual God.

Do I get to choose for Burgess Meredith NOT to break his glasses?

I keep hearing this about the Jesuits. I don't understand how anyone can reconcile faith with "rigorous and fact-based" education. I don't understand why anybody would come to the faith willingly. I sure didn't. It was a nightmare. It still is.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus played a nymph in Troll?

…imAAAAAginary muffin…

I'm reminded of something I heard in the weeks after 9/11. I wish I could remember who said it; a politician or a pundit, perhaps. It seemed very insightful and it stuck with me:
"The War on Terror is a different kind of war. It's not a war between nations, or a war between armies. It's a war of ideas."

Right, because making martyrs always ends a faith. :-/

I didn't know J. Peterman was real until just now!