The wingless orator sucked and was the only part of the movie that made me consider just turning it off without finishing it. Congrats on the correct ranking and good to have you back!

Yeah, I get that it’s annoying that every website tries to get clicks by doing a “what time does the Superbowl start” article, but it’s genuinely difficult to find out when the fucking Superbowl starts!

If James Dolan is banning reporters in an attempt to preempt negative coverage of the Knicks, I’ve got some bad news for him. 

Oh my god. Whichever politician promises to seize the team through eminent domain has my vote. 

Funny that he’ll be a free agent in the summer and is interested in moving to New York, because the Rangers have a boatload of cap space and could really use a new star forward. 

Seems like a good market inefficiency for some owner to take advantage of would be signing two insanely good free agents for less than they’re worth because your fellow owners are cheapskates. 

Sooo the governor of Indiana is going to pardon her, right? Right? Please?

I’m always interested in trying new beers, but personally I like it when a bar has a couple of standbys on draft. Sometimes none of the new stuff looks good, or I’ve just had a long day and don’t feel like making a decision, and something like a Lagunitas IPA or a Bell’s Two-Hearted is exactly what I need.

Good god. The painfully forced faux-European shit is the absolute worst part of MLS fandom. 

I just can’t believe that the Yankees, who have a boatload of money to spend after getting under the luxury tax for the first time in eons and were blown away by the Red Sox in the division race and playoffs last year, aren’t in on either of these guys. As things currently stand they’re going to lose the division race…

Fuck them, the Pinkertons were a bunch of union-busting thugs and deserve to be portrayed as absolute scum at any opportunity. 

Ok but putting aside the fact that he’s a racist, sexist, xenophobic moron... I’d be kind of hyped if I went to a party that had tables stacked with fast food.

I don’t know what the fuck the Yankees are doing. The stated rationale for dropping payroll to get under the luxury tax that Cashman has been giving to beat reporters for years has been to take advantage of this year’s free agent class.

I’m still surprised that you guys published the story in the first place. Read the supposed quote again - it doesn’t sound like something someone who speaks English as their first language would say, let alone something that The Rock would say. It’s fucking bizarre to me that more than two decades into widespread…

Ah, that’s a fucking bummer. I know that the NHL isn’t quite as cartoonishly evil as the NFL when it comes to head injuries, but I wish their concussion problem got more attention in the press.

In a normal-ass kitchen, the necessaries are retrieved: grocery-store brand coffee beans, grinder, Mr. Coffee machine that I bought when we moved in together and my wife said of my old coffee machine “what the fuck is wrong with you, this is gross, you need to buy a new one.” And then, I get to work: grinding the…

I mean, that advice is always relevant within your industry and less so outside of it. I can definitely see the logic for why someone who works in film shouldn’t be badmouthing films they didn’t like, in the same way that I would not go around saying [Person X who works in my industry] sucks at their job. But I don’t…

I shit you not, last Thanksgiving my 65-year old father, while discussing my sibling’s work as a special ed teacher, said, “you know, one of my cousins was a Mongoloid” (she had Downs Syndrome). Needless to say, conversation came to a dead halt and everyone stared at him in shocked silence for an uncomfortably long…

Economy plus is definitely worth it to me - aside from the free booze (at least on Delta, with whom I fly most often), the extra room is so important on a longer flight like a cross-country one. If I’m in regular economy for more than ~2 hours I get aches/cramps in my knees and shoulders than last the rest of the day…

January-March is my busiest time of year at work, but you better believe I’m spending the first weekend in April somewhere tropical, and extending it to 4 days.